THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
"You here to finish me off, sweetheart?"
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source:foxfaced
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source:crieffs
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source:s0llux

you dont choose the otp

the otp chooses you

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source:24ribs
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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source:d1strict

Maria, tell us what it’s like down there on the field.

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source:odairknot
This is hilarious. First, people say how so many actresses in Hollywood look anorexic, and now they are criticizing me for looking normal.

This is hilarious. First, people say how so many actresses in Hollywood look anorexic, and now they are criticizing me for looking normal.

fairestcharming:

holding out the berries had been the spark, but I had no way to control the fire

via:ru3ful
source:peeetasbitch
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source:teacupinastorm